Northalsted Market Days
Event Info: chicagoevents.com
How to enjoy Boystown's 32nd annual Market Days, a.k.a. the largest two-day street fair in the Midwest: Pay the $8 entry fee, purchase overpriced booze and proceed to crawl the four-block strip for ten hours while rocking out to the nostalgia bands (this year's headliner is Wilson Phillips), eating phallic junk food (corn dogs, chocolate-dipped bananas, etc.) and making new connections on Grindr. Repeat on Sunday.