Heard on the street

I love the ethics: It’s okay to solicit prostitutes, but it’s not okay to have a Nazi-style orgy. What the hell, BBC?

That was the day I ate 17 White Castle burgers and proved nothing.

Hey, man, are there any dirty pirate hookers there?

Aw, yeah. Releasing the big ones!

Yeah, they’re cousins…but their kids turned out okay.

If I was a black belt, I’d be wearing it over my shirt every day.

Don’t touch my funny little tooth.

The rain ain’t no problem for me. I don’t melt. I ain’t made of sugar. There ain’t nothin’ sweet about me.

After the smoking ban, it smells like Ping-Pong nerds in there.

There’s nothing like going to a Kid Rock concert.

It’s worse than a coloring book.

A guy-guy relationship isn’t going to work. You’re just bumping heads or hitting balls, you know?

It’s okay…I’ve got undies on.