Sign of the times
Celebrity astrologers the AstroTwins tell us what's in the stars for some local, well, stars.
Local intuitives predict which way the Windy City is blowing.
If you miss out on Tali and Ophira’s appearance, don’t despair: One of these local intuitives will read what’s in the cards for you any time of the year. Get a peek at their powers with these predictions of the week ahead.
Guy Spiro, astro-weather reader
We blamed our mass office bitchiness on the McClintock Effect, but Spiro might attribute a full moon. Spiro charts “astro-weather,” or the way mass moods swing depending on astrological information. What’s coming down the pike this week? “Thursday 9 is a full moon, which is always high energy,” Spiro says. “This particular moon is more positive than most. It’s a generally positive weekend from Thursday through Easter Sunday. Venus—which rules over relationships and aesthetics—is in retrograde and it goes direct on the 17th. People who have old relationships will remember why they broke up in the first place.” Go to lightworks.com to download Spiro’s monthly forecasts.
Aria Norman, clairaudient
As a clairaudient, or psychic, Norman will answer nearly any question you throw at her. According to Norman, these range from love queries to the recently oft asked, Will I be working in September? Norman can only focus on individuals, so we had her give Chicago’s own Hizzoner a try. Norman says she heard a voice that sounded like several people at once, saying: “He is undoing the power connection that allows him to buy more.” Let us guess: the excited, cackling voice of a Morgan Stanley exec. Go to arianorman.com to schedule a session.