Sexy happenings of the day: Latin Ballroom Party, Bears, the Baths, and Beyond
DANCE - Latin Ballroom Party It’s a stone’s throw from the complex hip gyrations of Latin dance to the complex hip gyrations of, uh. Find the coordination and stamina to supercharge your horizontal mambo by attending Chicago Dance’ s Latin Ballroom party today or Haley Stone’s Zumba class Wednesday 27. Chicago Dance Latin and Ballroom School, 3660 W Irving Park Rd. 3:30pm-6:30pm, $15.
FILM - Chicago Short Film Brigade There’ s nothing particularly sexy about the content of the Chicago Short Film Brigade screening at the Hideout on Thursday 21 and Sunday 24. But come on; it’s an exuberantly social screening of short films, with twentysomethings mingling. In a bar. Do we have to draw you a map to Hookup-ville? The Hideout, 1354 W Wabansia St, filmbrigade.com. 6pm.
GAY & LESBIAN - Bears, the Baths, and Beyond For a big spoonful of sexiness, try Bears, the Baths and Beyond, a monthly Steamworks play party aimed at horny, furry dudes. The event includes food, live DJ sets and lots of hairy men (woof!), and the admission fee counts toward your Steamworks Frequent Fuckers Rewards Program. As Steamies puts it, “ Come see what all the fuzz is about.” Steamworks, 3246 N Halsted St. See Listings.
THEATER - Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind If you get hot for honesty or equate smarty-pants with sexy pants, Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind is your jam. The always clever Neo-Futurists’ frank, fresh mini plays provide conversation fodder that can get all sorts of juices flowing. And nothing will up your sex appeal like introducing a date to this hip late-night scene. Neo Futurarium, 5153 N Ashland Ave. (773)-275-5255. Sundays 7pm, Fridays 11:30pm, Saturdays 11:30pm, $10-15.