The worst lyrics from Miley Cyrus's Bangerz
Look, nobody was expecting this to be good. But I'm guessing you were hoping "We Can't Stop" and "Wrecking Ball" were not the cream of the crop. Sorry, they are. As inane and awkwardly oversexual as Miley's two hit singles have been, they're rote radio pop compared to the WTF hee-haw hip-hop polka of "4x4" or the screeching cabaret dubstep of "FU." It's an awful, awful album with some truly strange productions that you'd expect more from Romanian Eurovision contestants.
I might have just made Bangerz sound interesting. It's not. It's called Bangerz. Half of the record is mundane love drivel riddled with Valentine candy clichés. The rest? A confused adolescent grinding a train wreck like a stripper pole. That's where I mined most of these lyrical gems. On Bangerz, Miley feels like she has no panties on, pisses herself. Put those two thoughts together and you get a positive?