Lollapalooza 2008 Day 3: And the worst stage banter award goes to...
I'll put aside my utter bafflement as to how this watered-down, frat-rap, guitar-slappin', Jason Mrazes–of-the-world-birther has managed to string along a career of socks-and-sandals dick-hop for ten records, let alone procure a prime spot at one of the largest music festivals in America in the year 2008.
I'll just leave you with this nugget from the man himself:
[In affected southern-urban patois] "I was sittin' on the porch, writin' a song. And I thought, what's the one thing that everybody likes, aside from smokin' weed…and gettin' Bush outta office… Booty calls, yo!"
Cue, yes, "Booty Call."