2012 Chicago food quiz

ANSWER KEY:
1. Implausibly, A
2. Lao Yunnan, Lao Ma La, Lao Sze Chuan Uptown
3. B
4. D
5. D, at least that we know of
6. Naomi Levine, C; Bryce Caron, A; Natalie Zarzour, B
7. Trick question! She actually worked at all of those.
8. Beats us. Who can tell these things apart?
9. "nitro" B; "lifestyle" C; "salon" A

GIVE YOURSELF 1 POINT FOR EVERY CORRECT ANSWER. IF YOU SCORE:
ABOVE 6 INTERNET TROLL You know enough to be a blogger. Sorry!
3–5 CERTIFIED FOOD DORK Your call whether that’s a compliment.
0–2 MICHELIN INSPECTOR You know nothing about Chicago restaurants.