Subway: Blue to Damen(773) 489-5050 thefifty50.com41.902996 -87.679082 2047 W Division St (between Hoyne and Damen Aves) Ukrainian Village, Chicago
Mon–Fri 11am–2am; Sat 10am–3am; Sun 10am–2amAverage beer: $4
What? Whaaat? We can’t hear you over the insanely loud frat-tastic crowd ordering 40-ounces in paper bags from trucker-capped waitresses, but we’re assuming you’re asking us what the hell happened to Division. It’s going to take a bathtub of beer-ritas to get us onto what’s sure to be the loudest sidewalk patio in town.