Subway: Brown, Purple (rush hrs), Red to Belmont(773) 975-8383 tradertodd.com41.940455 -87.654472 3216 N Sheffield Ave (at Belmont Ave) Lakeview, Chicago
Mon–Fri 5pm–2am; Sat 5pm–3am; Sun 9am–2amAverage beer: $3.50
Pop into any bar boasting seven days of karaoke and you're likely to hear more than your fair share of Bon Jovi. Thankfully, this Lakeview parrot-head hangout offers ample patio space (heated in the winter) to escape juiced-up choruses of "Sweet Caroline." This place is good for satiating drunk American Idol desires, but bad for house cocktails. Stick to your beer of choice over Todd's odd concoctions.