Bus: 80(773) 267-519741.953656 -87.699272 2825 W Irving Park Rd (at Mozart St) Irving Park, Chicago
Mon–Fri 11am–2am; Sat 11am–3am; Sun 11am–2amAverage beer: $3
American-flag decor, a pool table and a big U-shaped bar dominate this dive that will most likely never be appropriated by hipsters. Goose Island tastes like flat PBR, Lil Wayne and Sade are cranked up way too loud, and creepy dudes swarm ladies within minutes of entering the bar. It's drunk, cheap and rowdy, and there's an occasional performance by an Elvis impersonator.