Bus: 77, 86(773) 777-997141.941756 -87.786202 3362 N Narragansett Ave (between Roscoe and Henderson Aves) Portage Park, Chicago
Sun-Fri 7am-2am; Sat 7am-3amAverage beer: $2.50
Dirty old men haven't gone the way of peep shows; they've ended up here. On a recent afternoon, about a dozen of them lavished attention on the Polish bartender in a skimpy halter top who downs shots with the googly-eyed customers. Competing for attention is Jeopardy! on the TV, which elicits shouted-out answers from the brew crew as it chomps on pretzels served in big bowls. And for those harboring dreams of a better place to be, there's a lotto machine on-site.