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Debby does produce | vegetable sex toys

TOC's sexpert shows you a whole new way to appreciate fruits and veggies (and chocolate)-without ending up in the ER.

By Debby Herbenick. Photographs by Martha Williams.
Published: October 20, 2008

Baby carrots: Just don’t do it. These little orange guys don’t belong inside any orifice of your body (other than your mouth), because they can get lost way too easily. I can’t tell you how many times men and women have asked me about the possibility of using baby carrots for sex, particularly anal play (perhaps because of their tiny size and how the “prewashed” label suggests cleanliness), but it’s simply not a good idea. I’ve read countless medical case reports about the removal of “anal foreign bodies,” which is medical lingo for “objects that people shoved up their butts and couldn’t get out.” Don’t do it, people.

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