Flavors of love
One writer licks her way through a cornucopia of candied sex potions.
Published: October 20, 2008
Tom and Sally’s Cherry Body Paint ($20 for four flavors and two paint brushes at babeland.com)
FLAVOR
You know those cheap knockoff Twizzlers you got at Walgreens when you were a kid? That’s what this stuff tastes like.
FUN FEATURE
According to the label, this two-ounce jar holds two “servings” (you’re supposed to stir it and add water, but who’s going to do that?), each of which accounts for 110 calories and 6 grams of fat. Damn, sex is fattening.
IN PRACTICE
You might want to spread a tarp on the bed—this stuff is very red and very messy.
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