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Flavors of love

One writer licks her way through a cornucopia of candied sex potions.

By Anonymous <br /> Photographs by Martha Williams and Erica Gannett
Published: October 20, 2008

Body Pen in chocolate and strawberry ($12 for a set of two at babeland.com)

FLAVOR
Both the chocolate and strawberry varieties taste like cake frosting.

FUN FEATURE
The fine tip on the phallic pen allows for precise lettering, so if you’ve always wanted to write a haiku on your boyfriend’s back extolling the virtues of his shlong and then eat the evidence, now you have the perfect tool.

IN PRACTICE
The frosting tends to get stuck in the pen tip, and no amount of frenzied squeezing will set it free. Luckily, the tip is removable, so yank it off and smear that sweet stuff on your partner with a wider tool.

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