Flavors of love
One writer licks her way through a cornucopia of candied sex potions.
Body Pen in chocolate and strawberry ($12 for a set of two at babeland.com)
Both the chocolate and strawberry varieties taste like cake frosting.
The fine tip on the phallic pen allows for precise lettering, so if you’ve always wanted to write a haiku on your boyfriend’s back extolling the virtues of his shlong and then eat the evidence, now you have the perfect tool.
The frosting tends to get stuck in the pen tip, and no amount of frenzied squeezing will set it free. Luckily, the tip is removable, so yank it off and smear that sweet stuff on your partner with a wider tool.