Using food in oral sex
Gobble up these tips on yummifying your parts and becoming an oral-sex maestro.
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When it comes to learning better oral-sex techniques, food is your friend. For fellatio, grab a banana to train yourself not to accidentally drag your teeth against your fella’s bits. Try putting your mouth around a peeled banana slowly and seductively, then check for tooth marks to see how you did. Practice makes perfect: Start small and get bigger.
If your fellatio goal is to take more in (a.k.a. deep-throat), opt for a cucumber—it’s firmer and won’t break apart (like a banana could) in your throat. Choose a realistic size and practice gently, taking in only what feels comfortable. If practicing in front of a mirror, you can try giving your phantom partner “this is the best feeling ever” gazes. Don’t laugh, or you might gag on the cuke.
Aspiring cunnilinguists should use a halved papaya or peach to become more masterful, pleasure-giving lovers, given the fruits’ vulvalike curves and the inner vagina–like dips that encourage your tongue to reach in to explore. Practice licking the inside parts (around the peach’s pit and papaya’s seeded area) in circular motions, then up and down slowly as if you’re licking an ice-cream cone, and then zeroing in on one area for ten minutes. Make that 20. To add realism, try doing this lying down to see how long you can go without giving in to neck cramps. Bonus points if you can lick at the 12 o’clock position while at the same time using your finger to stimulate the center of the papaya or peach. Other options you might practice include gentle licks or a firm pressing of the tongue against the fruit’s center.
If your lady friend likes to have her inner labia (vaginal lips) nibbled, first try out your technique on a strawberry, whose skin is similarly soft and sensitive. Your teeth marks should barely be visible among the seeds, which is good practice so you don’t cause her pain when you’re trying to provide pleasure.