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Appetite for seduction

Chicagoans speculate on how seemingly innocent foods could be beneficial in the bedroom.

By Jake Malooley Photographs by Andrew Nawrocki
Published: October 20, 2008

Brittany, 18
Belmont Avenue and Clark Street

Would you rather have an amazing sex or an amazing meal.
Sex, of course.

Why?
Because sex is always better when you’re having it with me.

Have you ever used food in the bedroom?
No, it has never creeped in there. Not yet, at least.

Are you just averse to crumbs in bed?
I like it neat. No, I just never thought about it. It just doesn’t sound good at all.

Never had a whipped cream nipple?
I don’t like mixing food with nipples. I don’t usually taste nipples in the first place. Are you into whipped cream nipples?

I’ll ask the questions here. Would you ever consider using this pineapple in the bedroom?
Uh, actually, can I borrow that? [Laughs]

You want to eat it?
No, I want to use it. I’m not sure how I’d use it, but I’d figure it out.

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