Appetite for seduction
Chicagoans speculate on how seemingly innocent foods could be beneficial in the bedroom.
Michelle Kilpatrick, 30
Halsted Street and Aldine Ave
Would you rather have great sex or a great meal?
Really great sex. I’ve never had a meal where I was orgasmic about it.
Have you every introduced food into the bedroom?
Sure. Usually dessert products—strawberry, whipped cream, that sort of thing. They’re tasty, sweet and easy to apply and take off. And they’re yummy. It’s like the cherry on top of the sundae.
Sex sundae—wasn’t that a Prince song?
Also, I’ve used a little chocolate too.
Are we talking hot fudge or straight-up Hersheys?
I don’t know about the hotness. I tried the hot wax and it burned more than it felt good.
I have some props that I was hoping you could speculate on their uses. How about this cucumber.
[Laughs] Well, you’re asking a lesbian, so it’s pretty appropriate. But I wouldn’t put it up my ass.
That would definitely not fit, so I would slice it up and squeeze the juice all over. [Laughs]
How about this glazed doughnut?
I could definitely see licking through the hole. [Laughs] It’s a gay thing I guess.