What's hotter than watching the best food-and-sex scenes ever created? Re-creating them.
9 1/2 Weeks (1986)
THE SCENE Mickey Rourke feeds Kim Basinger various foods before feeding her his cock.
WHAT YOU’LL NEED Olives, strawberries, Jell-O, Champagne, chile peppers, milk, cough syrup, cooked pasta, cherries, tomatoes, honey and a clean kitchen floor
DIRECTIONS Tell your partner to sit on the kitchen floor, right in front of an open refrigerator, and close his or her eyes. If your partner is attracted to men, announce that (a younger) Mickey Rourke is in the room, shirtless and holding a bag of groceries. Then start the feeding. Start with inoffensive foods: cherries, pasta, Champagne. When you have your partner’s trust, throw some curveballs: peppers, olives, cough syrup. Rourke ends with honey, pouring it all over Basinger’s body. But you can end with anything, so long as it leaves him or her craving more.