Film strips

Seinfeld (“The Blood”)

THE SCENE George enjoys the ultimate trifecta of having sex, eating a sandwich and watching television at the same time.
WHAT YOU’LL NEED A bedside table, a corned-beef sandwich, a television and a complete disregard for the pleasure of your partner
DIRECTIONS Jump on your partner and rev things up to a point where no normal person would get distracted. When your partner is too oblivious from pleasure to notice, grab the sandwich from your nightstand drawer. Sneak in a few bites (note: From this point forward, you kiss your partner on the mouth at the risk of being caught). If your partner is still in ecstasy, reach over to the remote control on the bedside table and turn on the TV. The key here is not to make the same mistake George made and get so wrapped up in the TV and sandwich that you stop having sex altogether. Just make sure that while you keep your eyes on the TV and your mouth on the sandwich, you keep your hand on the joystick.

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