Phone sex operator

Female, 28, Hyde Park
I was lamenting not making enough money in retail when a friend told me she did phone sex. “It’s easy: I watch my television with captions, paint my toenails or eat cereal while the guys are on the phone,” she said. I went home that night and set everything up. Then I clicked the button that said I was ready to take calls and just stared at the phone, waiting to see if it would ring.

When it did, I thought, Oh, shit! An automated voice came on saying, “Hi, you have a caller on the phone who decided to call your fantasy line for role playing. You’re going to make $1.60 a minute. Would you like to accept this call? Hit number one.” I nervously hit number one, and the automated voice said, “Please introduce yourself.” I said, “Hi, this is so-and-so,” my made-up name. The person on the other end seemed completely normal. “Oh, hi, I’m—” he probably said John. He asked how my night was going. I said, “Oh, it’s going good. How is your night going?” Then I said, “So, what have you been doing this evening?” He said, “Oh, you know, I’m lying here in bed. I’m pretty turned on by your ad and your picture.”

I had put up a real picture of myself. I had my face kind of obscured, but it really was me. He said, “That photo really got me hard.” I was like, Wow, my photo got somebody hard—that’s so cool! That gave me more confidence. He said, “I was wondering if we could do a role play where you were the baby-sitter next door and you came over to my place, and we scheduled you at the wrong time. So, my wife and everybody else is out of the house.” I was like, “Oh, we can do that.” He said he wanted me to be wearing shorts and a cutoff T-shirt. Of course, no bra, so you could see my nipples. He invited me in, explained the situation, said I was still welcome to come over and hang out with him. I said, “Oh, sure, that sounds like it’d be a lot of fun.” I was trying to think what I should suggest next, because I didn’t want him to have to carry the story. So I said, “How about we watch TV? Is there anything exciting on?” He goes, “Oh, yeah, that’d be fun. How about now we turn on the television and you accidentally catch some porn that I had on?” Okay, I’ll do that. “Oh, oh my goodness. Oh, wow, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to turn something like that on. I’m so embarrassed”—I pretended to be all shocked at whatever was on the television. He goes, “Oh, no, that’s fine. Pretend you like it a lot.” I said, “Oh, wow, I’ve never seen anything like that, but it’s really hot. Oh, my goodness, everybody’s naked!”

We kind of guided each other onto the imaginary sofa, and he laid a big kiss on me. I started taking my clothes off, unbuckling his pants. He told me how long he had been wanting me, ever since he had seen me baby-sitting. I told him I had kind of been noticing him, too, but never knew what to say. Then I was on top of him, saying, “Oh, it kind of hurts a little bit, but it feels amazing now; you’re so big! It feels like you’re stretching me.” (I always say it feels like it’s stretching me, for every call.) I think I probably hit it for him when I said, “Nobody’s ever done this before!” He was just like, “Ohh!” and let out a big moan. I was actually kind of turned on.

After he came, he thanked me. I was just glowing—so excited and proud of myself. Purely from talking, I got this guy to have an incredible orgasm! I said, “I had a great time. I hope you have a wonderful night.” He hung up and an automated voice said, “This call lasted 18 minutes. You earned $28.80.” I was like, Oh, my God. I just made almost $30 doing nothing. This is fantastic! I kind of wanted to share the moment with someone, but I was alone.

FIRST TIMER’S TIPS * Sometimes guys say, “Hey, can I pay you through PayPal? That way the company won’t have to take a big cut of it.” If a guy wants to go around the system, he might be trying to track you down—don’t do it. * Do not sign up with a company that pays you by the hour. One guy who ran a phone-sex business told me he paid his girls $10 an hour. That’s incredibly low. You should make your money by the minute, based on rates you set. * Get regulars by making them feel special. Remember their names and details about calls. So, I say, “Hey, James. How’s it going? You were mentioning you had a date later in the week. How’d that go?”