Father's Day card cliches
The toilet figures prominently in Father's Day cards.
I hate to break it to you, but the Father's Day card sections at CVS, Walgreens and Target are already a mob scene. If you wait until Sunday to buy your card, you will be left with only the weird, sentimental, religious cards that leave Dad pretty concerned about your mental state. Go now, however, and you'll find examples of what I've determined are the seven most common Father's Day card cliches.
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