Heard on the street
What happened to the white boy? He get arrested?
I cry for no reason, all the time.
There’s nothing better than Blizzard head.
I kinda wanna be a Vegas lounge act…because I like tacky shit.
Yeah, there’s preggos everywhere.
It’s cute—if he were a cartoon character or a bird.
They actually slaughter the soy.
Sometimes you hear a weird story and you think, Gee, that’s weird!
Hey, Mom—save Tibet!
There’s two stories—one was that there was this drug dealer with a tiger.
What is that, some Kate Moss shit?
I had to ask in a “just in case” kind of way.
Oh, dude, you are f’ed in the doodle. I mean you are totally f’ed right in the doodle.
So I was talking to this prostitute in Amsterdam…