Heard on the street
President Huckabee? That’s like President Opie.
I should have known she was crazy; she’s a freakin’ redhead.
Tonight, I’m going to have some meat and liquor!
Chicks dig my trailer.
You know, you’ve been my CTA crush.
I have to take my dog to the vet. He’s diarrhea-ing blood.
She’s from Baltimore. Where the hell is Baltimore?
I don’t mean to laugh at your pain, but wow.
Hey, birthday girl, you like turtles?
They’re not going to get rid of a guy with cancer.
Do I talk like a lesbian?
Most of my former lovers are dead.
And that’s just the way I planned it.
Look, bitch, give me back my Wolfmother CD or I’m gonna do to you what I did to my roommate.
You can’t chow down on ribs and drink a Shirley Temple. It’s just not done.
What riders are on strike?