Heard on the street: this week in crazy shit Chicagoans say
Want more overheard randomness? Head to the "Heard on the street" archive for access to a few months' worth of politically incorrect quips. If you're eavesdropping around town, e-mail us the funny, outrageous stuff you've heard. You might see the quotes in the next edition.
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