Doctor's orders: Rehab finds new home

Photo: Clayton Hauck

"When it comes down to it, we all know change is good and I realized to keep Rehab growing and moving forward it was time to exactly that, change something big!" says Derek Berry, head facilitator of the ridiculously popular hipster bacchanalia that has been steadily holding down the Monday night time slot at Evil Olive. Last night, there were more than martinis getting shaken up at the prominent late night Ukrainian Village haunt. The place was slammed as usual by 11:30pm as revelers bid one last fond farewell because, upon entry, everyone was given a flyer announcing that the party is to move up Milwaukee Ave to Debonair Social Club.

Berry's e-mail goes on to say, "the music and the party itself are so fun we didn't want to change anything about it, but instead add on to it.  Debonair has two levels and is equipped with a badass sound and lighting system. This just opens up a ton of doors and only adds to how much cool stuff we are able to do!" He also reassures us that the party will still carry on till the wee hours: "We just locked down an official after hours, 1:45-4am weekly at a very respected and awesome bar, but we are waiting to announce that on Monday..." So all you kids who wanna see how and where Rehab expands to will just have join Berry, Bayside, Floss's Autobot, Hood Internet, Bald Eagle and more for cheap PBRs and Champagne at Deb this coming Monday night for the 411.