Stop Uwe Boll before he films again!
The films of Uwe Boll are bad, and not in an ironic "It's so bad it's good" way. They're just awful, soul-grinding chores to sit through. Alone in the Dark, crap. BloodRayne, utter shite. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, painful. So when I heard that there was an online petition asking him to stop making films, I was amused but not surprised.
Surprise came when I read that Boll was willing to go along, if one million people signed. (I like to think of Boll saying this like Dr. Evil, with one pinky to his face while he draws out the syllables: Oooone miiillllliooon siiignatuuures.)
So let your voices be heard. You can make a difference. Won't you help us stop this man?