Heard on the street, July 28, 2011, edition
Funny quotes overheard in Chicago
Oh, man, I don’t want a good deal on a steak. Like, I don’t want to eat a $7.99 steak.
Mushroom kabob, dildos, marshmallow—that’s what that picture was.
Yeah, your dad is one step away from showing up with aluminum foil on his head.
Remember that one time John barfed in his hands?
She’s like Mary Poppins, without the flying.
I love when I find random bar glasses at my house!
A downtown Starbucks? Nuh-uh, that’s going to be hellsa white people.
They could send that hot waiter back here for some damage control.
Once you get past the itch, it’s okay.
They’re watching porn, and he’s critiquing it like he’s Ebert and Roeper.
I see a felony coming my way.