Heard on the street, August 11, 2011, edition
Funny quotes overheard in Chicago
I say ice cream, you say Nazis.
“They have a baby cat.” “It’s called a kitten!”
Babe, you deserve better than someone who barely managed to escape being white trash.
I give you ride, you give me money, I go to McDonald’s and buy something to eat.
It’s nice to see she’s still a MILF with a fanny pack.
Not my baby-daddy. I think he’s in jail.
You have to try the bacon one. I shit my pants.
I suffer from masturbatory injuries.
Grape Chewy Sprees taste like snails.
I can run your fuckin’ flower shop better than anybody! Make me a manager already!
She’s pretty, but looks like she has just a pinch of fetal alcohol syndrome.
He’s a registered sex offender? That sucks.