Sidewalk sex questionnaire

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What term for sex makes you cringe?
“ ‘Making whoopee.’ Sounds corny. I don’t make whoopee. I make love.”—John, 29, Lincoln Park
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Freakiest spot you’ve ever done it?
“In an elevator! Like that Aerosmith song, dude. We stopped it halfway up to, uh, do it. It was all for the thrill.”—Deuce, 26, Pilsen
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What sexual advice do you wish you could give your younger self?
“Plant the seed! Plant the seed far and wide!”—Jeff, 51, North Shore
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What do you wish guys understood better about women, sexually?
“It’s all about foreplay. Hit all a woman’s spots. I’m talkin’ 12-play! You gotta work. You can’t just do a one-minute routine.”—Cornesha, 20, South Shore
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Which celebrity would you sell your soul to bone?
“George Clooney was in my ballet class when we were young, and I still have visions of him in black spandex.”—Valerie, 50, River North
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Freakiest place you’ve ever done it?
“In her mom’s kitchen on the dinner table.”—Mohammed, 22, Chatham
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Anything you haven’t done in the bedroom that you wish you could?
“I want to DP a chick, but not with another dude, ’cause if his balls touch mine, I’ll kill him. So I have to find a chick who wants to strap up and be on my tag team.”—Ken, 30, South Side
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What sexual advice do you wish you could give your younger self?
“The same advice I’d give my 17-year-old daughter: Be careful!”—Laura, 50, “married in the suburbs”
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