Heard on the street, July 19, 2012
Funny quotes overheard in Chicago.
I promise that you’re not going insane. You’d be far more interesting if you were going insane.
If you are going to wear a kilt, you can’t get all defensive about it.
Imagine if I lived in the Hancock. You could come over and watch Poltergeist III!
How do you talk to a boy who isn’t in the computer?
I swallow. If you’re gonna do something, don’t half-ass it.
You know what I love about little dogs? Little poos.
When my mom was blind she wanted a swimsuit, and I had to buy her one from the Delta Burke collection.
Only in Boystown will you see a guy riding a Harley wearing a Madonna T-shirt.
I drank a Red Bull and put makeup on for this?
His e-mail address was TaintToucher22.