Heard on the street, January 20th, 2010, edition
Funny things overheard in Chicago.
Carol Moseley Braun has a lot of baggage. Some of it’s designer baggage, but it’s still baggage.
I don’t know anyone who would name a dog Pam.
You really gonna leave? I got Girl Scout Cookie shots for four dollars.
I used to love that ringtone. Then I made it my alarm.
That’s what you get for taking a shit at a party.
We had fun shooting the shit, and this guy bought chocolate chip cookies.
I think I grind my teeth in my sleep, but since I’m single I have no way of knowing.
That’s the Harley-Davidson store. It has nothing to do with Harleys. They just sell shit.
“Is this guy from the 18th century?” “No! He’s from Austin.”
Kids love women because they have nipples.
“There’s a place next door that has food, but it’s run by Latin Kings.” “Do they have good pizza?”
Ugh! This train smells like my family.