Heard on the street, February 28, 2008, edition
Put on these rainbow suspenders and put your ding-dong between your butt.
Hardest working man in hobusiness.
Hey! Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan! Movie star! Hiyaaaaa! You know, Jackie Chan?
My cat likes to sleep in pants.
He’s a dirty ho but not an alcoholic.
This roomationship is over.
I don’t need to do a spit take with my mashed potatoes.
What happened to global warming, Al Gore, you fucking liar?
I was almost crippled when I finally got off.
Is that his real hair or did he buy one of those Devo wigs?
I swear David Bowie was a folk singer.
There was a shipping staple sticking out of the new bed, and he cut himself on his...you know.
Britney, Britney, Britney...Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.
...and then we ended up at the Admiral, and when I woke up, I was broke.